gas station sushi
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sushi.txt
1You, me, gas station.
2What are we getting for dinner?
3Sushi of course!
4Uh-oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi.
5We black out and wake up in a sewer.
6We're surrounded by fish! Horny fish!
7You know what that means!
8Fish orgy!
9The stench draws in a bear.
10What are we gonna do?
11We're gonna fight it.
12Bear fight. BEAR HANDED. Bare... naked?
13Oh, yes, please!
14We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride into a Chuck-E-Cheese.
15Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government?? Uhh, I think so!
16Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
17Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (Which I didn't know you could do), then I smoked a joint.
18Greened out, then I turned into the sun--
19Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!
20Duuh-buuh-nhezzmhuh-dbvup-uh-huut-vuh-gvaast-gah-oooaaahhhh!