You, me, gas station.
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi of course!
Uh-oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi.
We black out and wake up in a sewer.
We're surrounded by fish! Horny fish!
You know what that means!
Fish orgy!
The stench draws in a bear.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
Bear fight. BEAR HANDED. Bare... naked?
Oh, yes, please!
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride into a Chuck-E-Cheese.
Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government?? Uhh, I think so!
Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (Which I didn't know you could do), then I smoked a joint.
Greened out, then I turned into the sun--
Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in!
Duuh-buuh-nhezzmhuh-dbvup-uh-huut-vuh-gvaast-gah-oooaaahhhh!